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Economists have always pointed out that skirt lengths fall in recessions :-)

I used to dance with my daddy YEAH!

Nefotogeniskumas isgydomas fotografuojant.

Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Open'er! Count me in.

"Bad biology" - a horrific love story between a woman with seven clitorises and a man with a drug-addicted psychotic penis with a mind of its own.

- Stuntman Mike.
- And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
- He's stuntman.

Supertheory of Supereverything! (Gogol Bordello)

Mikitiene vire mesa
Mikitukas sake tiesa
Mikita
Mikita
Mikitukas
Mikita
Mikitiene blynus kepe
Mikitukas sviestu tepe
Mikita
Mikita
Mikitukas
Mikita

Jei fotografuojant galvoji, kad veliau tai pataisysi photoshope, trenk sau.

JAV mokslininkai nustate, kad Coca-Cola gali buti veiksminga spermatozoidus naikinanti priemone, o Taivano tyrejai irode, jog is tikruju taip nera.

All hell is breaking loose!

XIX a. vid. aliuminis buvo brangesnis uz auksa. Prancuzijos imperatoriene turejo papuosalu is aliuminio, imperatorius Napoleonas III valge is aliuminio indu.

If you're looking for trouble
You came to the right place
If you're looking for trouble
Just look right at my face

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Photoshop video tutorials are addictive. As hell.

Zaliam, zaliam miske gyveno lape..

Ketwirtadieni Vilniuje duris atweria naktinis rieduciu klubas Roller, kuris savo lankytojams pasiulys pasivazinejimus keturraciais rieduciais skambant muzikai!

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

Politika
Parlamentas
Policija
Prostitucija
Pensininkai

"Parliament" 8.20 Lt
Se tai tau.

Pretendentas bene niekada iki galo neatsimerkia. Bet jis netampa del to blogesniu. Stai jis atidave berniukui kate.

Have you heard someone say
"If I had his money, I could do things my way"
But little they know that it's so hard to find 1 rich man in 10 with satisfied mind.

"Choose sitting oan a couch watching mind–numbing and
spirit–crushing game shows, stuffing fuckin junk food intae yir mooth." Tiesiai iš knygos. Irish.

Ar mes zmones ar mes sokejai?

Pavasarį kurkia ir plėšosi varlės, pavasarį trūksta vitaminų ir retkarčiais norisi nusišaut, ir tau kažko pasiutusiai maudžia širdį.

Do you believe in rock n roll,
Can music save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Invaders must die

Troskimas daryti tai, ka daro zmones, kuriais mes zavimes, yra tas rysys, kuris vienija musu visuomene.

Su Internetu zmones, kurie turejo kontrole, kuriu turejom prasyti kazkokiu leidimu, ja prarado. Jie pyksta, nes niekas nemegsta prarasti kontroles.

Pagaliau atnaujinau bloga, pasivijau laika. Tai net pilnatis diena sviecia. Tarsi skyle danguje. Gamta gerbia mano darba :D